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fgw_in_fla 09-27-2016 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csspecs (Post 3545634)
Technically there was no zero snub so 5001 snubs is actually the true 5000th snub..

So SNUB.

So, what you're trying to tell us is you managed to sneak in a snub?

slmjim 09-28-2016 10:35 AM

(A tip of the hat to Willie Nelson, and To All The Girls I've Loved Before, without who's contributions this snub-tune would have been impossible.)


To all of Pete's good snubs before
And as his tears fell to the floor
He stepped on his poor schlong
And flattened his own dong
To all of Pete's good snubs before

To all Pete's snubs we have assessed
Indeed we snubbed at his behest
He said he'd been struck low
Then said he had to go
To all Pete's snubs we have assessed

For all of Pete's snubs yet to come
Poor guy he needs to talk to Jung
And pour out his broke heart
And admit he was the start
For all of Pete's snubs yet to come

{Chorus} - (all together now, with feeling!)
Snub Snub, Snub Snub, Snub Snub, Snub Snuuuuuuub...
Snub Snub, Snub Snub, Snub Snub, Snub Snuuuuuuub...
Snub Snub Snub Snub Snub Snub
Snub Snub Snub Snub Snub Snub
Snub Snub Snub Snub Snub Snuuub, Snub Snuuuuuuub...


Good Shootin'
slmjim

sKott 09-28-2016 12:57 PM

SNUB!

indyguy333 09-28-2016 01:42 PM

Pete's favorite handgun is a 38 special...SNUB NOSE

rurallife 09-28-2016 05:15 PM

Ima gonna just leave this here .....

SNUB

tbord77 09-28-2016 07:07 PM

SNUB of a bitch, I missed the 5000th snub

comifornia:( 09-28-2016 09:41 PM

I'm a little disappointed 5000+ snubs and this mother F@cker only has -16 feedback. AKfiles members we can do better then that. Number should be negative-1000... FU pete with a no go gauge! Snub#5012

slapshut 09-28-2016 09:49 PM

Hey Pete, I just put this scope on my Yugo PAP. What do you think?

Schmidt & Bender Police Marksman II Rifle Scope 34mm Tube 5-25x 56mm Side Focus First Focal Illuminated Matte

$3,738.99 & SHIPS FREE

Mindless-Focus 09-28-2016 09:54 PM

Hi. I'm new here. Can I get snubbed now and go ahead and get it over with? I love a good snubbing. Thanks.

Ponder85 09-28-2016 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindless-Focus (Post 3548772)
Hi. I'm new here. Can I get snubbed now and go ahead and get it over with? I love a good snubbing. Thanks.

^^^ This smartass needs the ban hammer!

J/k. Welcome to the files, and nice first post. The people on this site range from fucking crazy, to really really fucking crazy.

Enjoy your stay.

Mindless-Focus 09-28-2016 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ponder85 (Post 3549043)
^^^ This smartass needs the ban hammer!

J/k. Welcome to the files, and nice first post. The people on this site range from fucking crazy, to really really fucking crazy.

Enjoy your stay.

I'm well aware. I've lurked for a good while now. I'm just getting more and more enamored by the AK so thought it was best I finally join up.

slmjim 09-29-2016 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindless-Focus (Post 3548772)
Hi. I'm new here. Can I get snubbed now and go ahead and get it over with? I love a good snubbing. Thanks.

Mmmm... Yeah... No... It really doesn't work that way.

What, did ya' just transport in from orbit?

In order to be truly and thoroughly snubbed, one must start their own thread in which they whine about some real or perceived snub in their very first post of that thread. In doing so, the snubbee (you) unbuttons their virtual rump fly and let's it drop, thereby exposing their tender little buns to The Files at large (the Snubbers), at which time a literal frenzy of snubbing upon the snubee by said Snubbers will commence. If you're lucky.

Worst case, your snub thread is ignored alltogether (snubbed). If that happens
you would have to resort to extreme measures to achieve being completely forgotten, if not snubbed outright.

Got it?

Oh, yeah; welcome to The AKsylum.

*chirp chirp* Beam him up Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here as we know it. *chirp*

And now, to get this train back on the rails (Think old McDonald and his farm):

The noob Pete he had a thread,
E I E I O
And on the thread he had a snub,
E I E I O
With a snub snub here and a snub snub there,
Here a snub, there a snub, everywhere a snub snub
The noob Pete he had a thread
E I E I O


Good Shootin'
slmjim

Obstreperous 09-29-2016 11:31 PM

I have been snubbing this thread but I'm going to stop snubbing it so I can snub Pete

SNUB you Pete

OK Now it's back to thread snubbing

kvest 09-30-2016 12:14 AM

SNUB again Why not!

EP429 09-30-2016 01:55 AM

My last snub sandwich was so good I thought I'd have another
http://i1373.photobucket.com/albums/...psoatvpfzy.jpg

Dopeman 09-30-2016 03:07 AM

Bullies man, it's true what they say about people on akfiles. I should've known better before I joined.

Agent 47 09-30-2016 09:30 AM

Snub! And while I'm at can I get a bottle of snubbin' sauce so I can snub it on Ole Pete?

tbord77 09-30-2016 12:30 PM

When my wife's not home I sometimes SNUB one out. Is that bad?

SpringerXD 09-30-2016 12:37 PM

Okay, I've been a snubbing virgin long enough.

OP, you're hereby snubbed.

AKorist 09-30-2016 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dopeman (Post 3551238)
Bullies man, it's true what they say about people on akfiles. I should've known better before I joined.

Well, snub you too then!

Obstreperous 09-30-2016 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dopeman (Post 3551238)
Bullies man, it's true what they say about people on akfiles. I should've known better before I joined.

I think you should start a thread about it
Back to snubbing

SNUB You Pete and all that feel sorry for you
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MykTV 10-01-2016 01:19 AM

Snub.

Dopeman 10-01-2016 08:22 PM

Bitchass snubfucks.

AKorist 10-01-2016 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Obstreperous (Post 3552928)
SNUB You Pete and all that feel sorry for you

ESPECIALLY those that take sympathy. May snubs be upon them.

Eurosport 10-01-2016 10:09 PM

http://www.jes-engineer.com/SnubbingOperation.jpg

Obstreperous 10-01-2016 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dopeman (Post 3554374)
Bitchass snubfucks.

Someone snub ya?

krazyukrainian 10-04-2016 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slmjim (Post 3549564)
Mmmm... Yeah... No... It really doesn't work that way.

What, did ya' just transport in from orbit?

In order to be truly and thoroughly snubbed, one must start their own thread in which they whine about some real or perceived snub in their very first post of that thread. In doing so, the snubbee (you) unbuttons their virtual rump fly and let's it drop, thereby exposing their tender little buns to The Files at large (the Snubbers), at which time a literal frenzy of snubbing upon the snubee by said Snubbers will commence. If you're lucky.

Worst case, your snub thread is ignored alltogether (snubbed). If that happens
you would have to resort to extreme measures to achieve being completely forgotten, if not snubbed outright.

Got it?

Oh, yeah; welcome to The AKsylum.

*chirp chirp* Beam him up Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here as we know it. *chirp*

And now, to get this train back on the rails (Think old McDonald and his farm):

The noob Pete he had a thread,
E I E I O
And on the thread he had a snub,
E I E I O
With a snub snub here and a snub snub there,
Here a snub, there a snub, everywhere a snub snub
The noob Pete he had a thread
E I E I O


Good Shootin'
slmjim



Here is a decent example.
http://www.akfiles.com/forums/showthread.php?t=280591

EP429 10-30-2016 11:26 AM

I'll be stuck working when the hour of the decade-long snub comes to pass tomorrow.

so... SNUB!

fgw_in_fla 10-30-2016 11:36 AM

I'm really not in the mood to snub today but since its my constitutional obligation, I feel I should snub.

Here's a nice late morning Sunday snub:
SSSsssssssssSSSSSSnub!

Tom Servo 10-30-2016 01:00 PM

Snub

Mr Nobody 10-30-2016 01:04 PM

where the fucks the OP

Shoot'n'Scoot 10-30-2016 01:23 PM

Catch a falling snub and put it in your pocket, never let it fade away.

Tankboy 10-30-2016 01:43 PM

Can you guys just answer his damn question? Jeez, what's a guy gotta do. Poor guys been waitin a decade for a simple answer.

fgw_in_fla 10-30-2016 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Nobody (Post 3614124)
where the fucks the OP

He passed away some years ago from complications of a myocardial snubliosis, I think.

We continue to come by here to honor his memory with a hearty SNUB.

Solid Snake 7.62 10-30-2016 04:19 PM

We are the Knights who say Nee! And we want... a snubbery!


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