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creator0203 02-13-2007 11:50 PM

So would AKPete be the fore father or would everyone in the world be who is snubbing him? Man this is really complicated.

sjohnson 02-14-2007 04:05 PM

After Nancy gets done snubbing, we'd all be sore fathers.

tedbo 02-14-2007 07:15 PM

Good one,Trotsky 39!Just for that I won't snub ya!









Aw what the heck..Snubs to ya!!!! :rofl_smal

lextech 02-14-2007 11:04 PM

If this thread lasts a whole year one the first page I will officially Snub myself!

sjohnson 02-15-2007 08:21 PM

bunS|Snub

Just wondered what I looked like with my eyes snubbed.

ronin 02-15-2007 09:51 PM

Man, I get busy for a week and you guys post all his stuff. It's hard work getting caught up on the new snubs.

ronin 02-15-2007 09:54 PM

After much work, I am introducing the silenced snub:

snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub snub

With the right supressor, you can snub all day long and not annoy people. In fact, they will not even know that you are snubbing them.

lextech 02-16-2007 07:21 PM

Snub people and not annoy them? Well whats the fun in that.

tedbo 02-18-2007 08:54 AM

Snubfight!!!!! :sidegrin_

Jorja_boi 02-18-2007 09:05 AM

If you snub someone, set them free. If they come back, snub 'em again.

3 weelin geezer 02-19-2007 02:57 AM

So, did everyone send Ak pete a private snub so he gets a snub box full notice so he can read all your snubs and either delete them and snub his nose at us all collectively or come back and be snubbed publicly? I sent him two p-snub-m's. How 'bout you?

lextech 02-20-2007 08:09 AM

Na, Ive been snubbing him.

Bubbajj 02-21-2007 01:37 AM

We all live in a yellow snubmarine, a yellow snubmarine, a yellow snubmarine.....

Y'all can pick it up from there.

Bubbajj 02-21-2007 01:55 AM

"touch me there again and you'll pull back a snub"

Bubbajj 02-21-2007 01:56 AM

Aye me laddies, this here's a snubbin the likes of which has never before been seen on this earth!!

(Ive got some catchin up to do)

sjohnson 02-21-2007 02:11 AM

Manly snubs! Starring the late John Belushi

"Now, men, I run a snubber's ship. I will run it in a snubful and masculine way! I will tolerate no men under my command who snub in such a way so as to discredit their snubhood and snubliness! Do I make myself clear?"

sjohnson 02-21-2007 02:25 AM

Remember Monty Python?

Mother: (turning off radio) liberal snubbish! Klaus!
Klaus: Yeah?
M: Whaddaya want with yer snubbyfish?
K: 'Alibut.
M: The snubby fish IS 'alibut!
K: Well, what fish 'ave you got that isn't snubbed?
M: Rabbit.
K: What, rabbit fish?
M: Uuh, yes...it's got fins....
K: Is it snubbed?
M: Well, it was coughin' up blood last night.
K: All right, I'll have the dead unsnubbed rabbit fish.
voice over: one dead unsnubbed rabbit fish later:
K: (putting down his knife and fork) Well, that was really 'orrible.
M: Aaw, you're always snubbin''!
K: Wha's for afters?
M: Snub cake, snub sorbet, snub pudding, or strawberry tart.
K: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart?
M: Well, it's got *some* snub in it.
K: 'Ow much?
M: Three. A lot, really.
K: Well, I'll have a slice without so much snub in it.
voice over: One slice of strawberry tart without so much snub in it later:
K: (putting down fork and knife) Appalling.
M: Naw, naw, naw!
Son: (coming in the door) 'Ello Mum. 'Ello Dad.
K: 'Ello son.
S: There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad!
K: Really?
M: Where's it from?
S: Waddya mean?
M: What's its snub?
S: Well, it looked a bit Bath and snub-ish to me...
K: (getting up and going out the door) I'll go and have a look.
M: I don't know...kids snubin' 'em in here....
S: It's not me!
M: I've got three of 'em down by the bin, and the dustmen won't touch 'em!
K: (coming back in) Leicester.
M: 'Ow d'you know?
K: Tattooed on the back o' the neck. I'll snub the police.
M: Shouldn't you call the church?
S: Call the church snubbers!
K: All right. (shouting) The Church Snubbers!

(sirens racing up, followed by a tremendous crash)
(the church snubbers burst in the door)

Detective What's all this then, Amen!
M: Are you the church snubbers?
All the snubing officers: (in unison) Ho, Yes!
M: There's another dead snubber on the landing, vicar sargeant!
Detective: Uh, Detective Parson, madam. I see... snubrican, or diosnubian?
M: 'Ow should I know?
D: It's tatooed on the back o' their neck. (spying the tart) 'Ere, is that snub tart?
M: yes.
D: Disgusting! Right! Men, the chase is on! Now we should all snub!
(they all snub)
All: O Lord, we beseech thee, tell us 'oo croaked Lester!
(thunder)
Voice of the Lord: The one in the braces, he done it!
Klaus: It's a fair snub, but society's to blame.
Detective: Agreed. We'll be snubbing them too.
K: I'd like you to take the three boddlabin into consideration.
D: Right. I'll now ask you all to conclude this harrest with a snub.
All: All things bright and snubiful,
All snubbers great and small,
All things wise and wonderful,
The church has snubbed them all.
Amen.

LRRP-87 02-21-2007 03:58 AM

Checking in for my monthly SNUB fix. :D

lextech 02-21-2007 08:56 PM

I super sneaky snubbed a coworker after he left today.

lextech 02-27-2007 10:57 PM

Snub to top.

Mactrekr 02-28-2007 10:13 AM

Alas poor Snubrich, I knew him well.

Mac

Mactrekr 02-28-2007 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creator0203
This is getting way too Star Trek Convention for me.

Too many thees and thous etc.....
Buncha mutha snubbas (O glockgangster would be so proud of me)

"Snub, the final frontier, these are the voyages of the Snub Ship Enterprise, it's continuing mission to seek out new life and new civilizations......." And SNUB THE CRAP OUT OF EM!!!.

Mac

bobehud 02-28-2007 05:20 PM

How,just HOW,did this madness begin
 
I am new to this forum and this thread is the Energizer Bunny it keeps
going,WHY???????

Is it a fear of the awful snub?

sjohnson 02-28-2007 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobehud
I am new to this forum and this thread is the Energizer Bunny it keeps
going,WHY???????
...

Be the snub, Luke. Be the snub.

lextech 02-28-2007 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobehud
I am new to this forum and this thread is the Energizer Bunny it keeps
going,WHY???????

Is it a fear of the awful snub?

If you have to ask youve been SNUBBED!

Mandalorian 03-01-2007 01:19 PM

...And behold the unknown horse, and the man who sat upon him was AKPETE. And power was given unto the rider to go unto the whole of the earth and make war and smite snubbers with the two edged sword of snubbery.

Mandalorian 03-01-2007 05:50 PM

I took a nap today and woke up with a song stuck in my head...you ever do that? It was that oldie from Jefferson Airplane:
Don't you want somebody to snub
Don't you need somebody to snub
Wouldn't love somebody to snub
You'd better find somebody to snub

lextech 03-02-2007 10:20 PM

Well we found somebody to snub thats for sure.

creator0203 03-02-2007 10:42 PM

Oh, go snub yourself!

Mandalorian 03-02-2007 11:11 PM

Rub 'a' dub dub
Ole pete in a tub
With his finger stuck up his ass
Wonderin' why
He got no immediate reply
And accusing us of having no class

If only he'd waited
He'd be so elated
At the help the gents would supply
But he left our club
So forever we snub
And never let this thread die!

low_lead 03-05-2007 11:52 PM

Knight of Ni: We want.....

(pregnant pause)

A SNUBBERY!!!!

(minor music)

Arthur: A WHAT?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a snubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a snubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
snubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive.
Arthur: Yes!
Knight of Ni: Give it to AKPete. Noowwwww.... GO!

(music)

akjim 03-06-2007 11:46 AM

Dearest bard Mandalorian,,,,you reciter of sonnets so pure,,,we beg you endulgence and cry together...."Another dear man,,,ANOTHER

creator0203 03-06-2007 01:25 PM

My god people, this is turning into a snob thread instead of snub. :p

Mandalorian 03-06-2007 02:33 PM

UHH, let's seee....... There once was a man with a bucket.



NO wait, that doesn't have anything to do with snubbing. *stupid* :sidegrin_

Mandalorian 03-06-2007 02:42 PM

Behold our beloved mascot: The Golden Snub Nosed Monkey





http://www.stiftung-artenschutz.de/d...-goldaffe1.jpg


AKPete - Age 5
Picture proveded by AKpete's mother :rofl_smal

6526 03-06-2007 03:02 PM

is that a cropped pic? I could have sworn that I saw a full length shot like that of him butt assed nekkid except for the snubber boots

Mandalorian 03-06-2007 03:17 PM

This photograph is represented un-edited, as provided. There has been no misrepresentation on behalf of the representers. Any misrepresentation would present a bad representation on the part of the representers and as such will not be tolerated by this representation firm. This has been a public service announcement by the Representation Represenatives, copywrited by law.

Mandalorian 03-06-2007 03:20 PM

You do have to wonder what he's looking at so intently, and focused like. Wonder where his hands are? Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more. ;)

low_lead 03-06-2007 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mandalorian
You do have to wonder what he's looking at so intently, and focused like. Wonder where his hands are? Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink, say no more, say no more. ;)

http://users.bigpond.net.au/con-noso...y%20python.jpg

"This thread is no more... it has ceased to be!"

Mandalorian 03-07-2007 03:25 PM

Quote:

"This thread is no more... it has ceased to be!"

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! And you risk being Snubbed for talking such blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I may be new here, but I can see this thread has the blood of the Pheonix. Kill it if you like, it will rise from the ashes, mighty and strong, and smite the rebels of SNUB!!! :tongue_sm




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